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September 2007 - Posts

  • The Unkindest Cut

    I love Ellen Ullman's writing. Her prose is crystal clear and as just-so as a well-designed algorithm. She's a literary geek who doesn't try to hide her geekiness. I was recently reading her programming-focused (but still excellent, even if you're not a programmer) novel The Bug, when I came across the following:

    "Trainers?" Ethan asked, incredulous. Trainers trained users, he thought, not programmers. Trainers knew even less than testers, even less than the people at the bottom of the heap: technical writers.

    Ouch.

  • Google Launches 'The Google' For Older Adults

    From The Onion:

    The popular search engine Google announced plans Friday to launch a new site, TheGoogle.com, to appeal to older adults not able to navigate the original website's single text field and two clearly marked buttons.

    Posted Sep 26 2007, 01:51 PM by Paul with no comments
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  • The Hyphenator Strikes Again

    Today's Globe and Mail ran a story about how the sixth edition of the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary has removed some 16,000 hyphens from words such as ice cream (formerly ice-cream), water bed (water-bed), leapfrog (leap-frog), and lowlife (low-life). Hilariously, the Globe's automatic hyphenation engine restored some of those hyphens, thus neatly wrecking the whole point of the story. See the highlights in the image below:

    Posted Sep 24 2007, 05:00 PM by Paul with 1 comment(s)
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  • Everything is Numb3rs

    I don't watch much TV. I tune in to CBC's The Mercer Report for the brief few months that it's on each season; I record episodes of the terrific show How It's Made and then watch them while working out in our little basement "gym"; we'd been catching up on the rebroadcasts of the jaw-droppingly beautiful show Planet Earth, but then Karen got me the DVD for my birthday, so now we're watching it at our leisure; I was a big CSI fan in the early going, but lately I've found too many of the plots to be gratuitously depraved and inane.

    No, I'm not warming up to a rant about TV being a weapon of mass distraction. I don't begrudge people their entertainments. Whatever gets you through the night and all that. I'd just rather spend what little leisure time I have reading books or working on interesting projects. 'Nuff said.

    My overall lack of interest in TV extends to the fall season and its attendant hype. I don't pay any attention to it, and the news of only a few shows penetrates my thick outer defenses each season. So that must be why, a few years ago, I completely missed the introduction of a new CBS show called Numb3rs, and the show remained off my radar for its first three seasons (a fourth is about to start later this month). It wasn't until I was reading the September issue of The Atlantic magazine and came across a column by Virgina Postrel called Beautiful Minds that the penny dropped:

    CSI's success also fostered a less-probable hit: Numb3rs, beginning its fourth season, the first detective show featuring a math prodigy as hero and algorithms as high-tech weapons. Enthusiastically accepting the pitch for Numb3rs, a studio executive declared, "This show will do for math what CSI has done for science."

    What the...? How could a show with "a math prodigy as hero" have escaped my notice? For three years! There was no time to lose, so Karen rented the first season DVD and we hunkered down to watch the pilot episode last night. The show was, for the most part, typical cops-and-robbers fare (the cops, in this case, being FBI types and the robber being a serial killer) done in the dark, stylish look that I call crime noir. But there was one unique element that made the show leap out from the pack: equations! Not just one or two, and not just quick flashes of symbols, but tons of them, splashed boldly on blackboards and projected proudly onto the screen. All in the service of helping to solve a crime.

    The show's overarching theme, as stated by the "math prodigy" character Charlie Eppes, appears to be that "everything is numbers," a conceit that math fans everywhere will love. Physics types love to quote Lord Kelvin: "All science is either physics or stamp collecting." But math geeks know that physics rests on the broader firmament of mathematics. "Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics" (Dean Schlicter). How refreshing to see that sentiment echoed in a TV show.

    Posted Sep 21 2007, 06:31 PM by Paul with no comments
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  • Coolest Subject Lines Ever

    Spam is a scourge upon the earth, but it can occasionally be interesting or even downright fun. Today I received three spams that qualify on both counts. Check out the subject lines in the image below. Someone with a bit too much time on his hands scoured the nether regions of various character sets to come up with some striking patterns.

    Nice work Quinlan/Hardy/Rory!

    Posted Sep 20 2007, 06:22 PM by Paul with no comments
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  • Why I Sleep Better at Night

    I'm sleeping with a baby-like peace these days, and there's one simple reason for it: I know that when I turn on my computer in the morning, I'll see the fly-out text shown here. This message means that, overnight, my network's Windows Home Server machine backed up all the changed files on my computer. It had previously done a complete backup of my computer, so now I know that my entire system — my data, my programs, my settings, and Windows Vista itself — is fully protected. If I trash a file, I can recover a previous version; if some rogue application wipes out a folder, I can restore it with just a few mouse clicks; if my entire system goes kaput, Windows Home Server comes with a recovery disc that will have the computer back on its feet in an hour or two. Ah, bliss.
  • Word of the Day: Ipodopause

    Ipodopause n. The time during which a store has no Ipods for sale, because the old models have sold out or been returned, and the new models have not yet arrived.

    From the Toronto Star:

    Richard Wilk trolled Westport and reported, by email, this discouraging news: "The old models are gone, the new ones are not in yet. We are in a temporary iPodopause."
    Posted Sep 17 2007, 05:04 AM by Paul with no comments
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  • Schlimmbesserung

    Writing in today's Globe and Mail, the philosopher Mark Kingwell talked about the idea of the "bad improvement," which he says Germans refer to as Schlimmbesserung:

    What is a bad improvement? It is a new version of an old thing that, in pursuit of upgrade, eliminates some essential appeal of the original. Some examples: the automatic transmission, polyester shirts, artificial football turf, the luxury VW Beetle, oversized tennis racquets, the aluminum baseball bat, possibly the designated-hitter rule. (Claims of bad improvement are bound to be controversial. In writer Damon Runyan's "Ten Stages of Drunkenness," stage four is "against the designated hitter." Stage seven is "for the designated hitter.")

    Can openerI love the idea and I love the oh-so-useful word Schlimmbesserung. It reminds me of the electric-can-opener question, which I defined on Word Spy as "the recognition that some older, low-tech products are superior to the newer, high-tech products that are supposed to replace them." The model for this phrase is, of course, the electric can opener, which most people consider to be markedly inferior to the cheaper and easier-to-use manual can opener.

    Posted Sep 15 2007, 06:19 PM by Paul with no comments
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