Some Techno-Terms You Should Know

Barney Page
A Web page that tries to capitalize on a current craze.
Bit-Spit
Any form of digital correspondence.
Byte-Bonding
When computer users discuss things that nearby noncomputer users don't understand. See also geeking out.
Clickstreams
The paths a person takes as she negotiates various Web pages.
Cobweb Page
A Web page that hasn't been updated in a while.
Geek
Someone who knows a lot about computers and very little about anything else.
Geeking Out
When geeks who are byte-bonding start playing with a computer during a non-computer-related social event.