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Puns are little plays on words that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain | self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth | now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a | lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water. —Dave Barry |